You lost your panties? No problem, I'll cover your naked pussy with my dick

If there's no money, fuck off! This method of payment needs to be expanded

Called a girl a whore and roughly forced her to pay for cheating

Met a tipsy babe in a bar and immediately punked her

The whore is in her repertoire — no pants on, in the toilet fucked

Sister, you're busted! Will you give it to me nicely or tie me up?

Called three beauties for casting at once — now I'm going to choose whose pussy is better

So, fuck, you interrupted me, you're gonna see me through to the end, so

I woke up and there were boobs over me, so I got up right away. Oh, I did

I only lick my balls on the first date, it turns me on to give them to strangers

Friend, are you going to fuck my wife? Are you even wearing a condom?

- Ouch, that's the wrong hole, that's my ass! 😱 (put it in anyway)

You ruined your brother's date, but you didn't leave him without sex

Oh, it's no big deal. My parents aren't home and we're jerking each other off

"We've figured out the length of the dick, now fuck it." That's where I fucked up

I took it in my mouth for the trip, but I won't let you cum inside (oops, I did)

What would happen if I hit on a friend's mom? Oh, I'm fucking her already 🫣

I sleep without panties to fuck you, and you just jerk off, how come?

I was given a psychologist and now I'm emotionally stable - I'll come again

I'll fuck her and cum in her mouth, or the trip will be a bust

I open my eyes and she's sucking 😳 Good thing everyone's asleep, because I'm gonna get knocked up

Check out the titties, check it out 😍 Well, I'm sorry about the rent

All alone in the woods 👀 Is it okay if I piss in her?

The train had just started, and my companion had already begun to undress